Rock bottom: Obama hawking lunch with ... David Axelrod

This is just plain old pitiful. And, you know, hilarious. Squee! Ladies, how will you stand it? Lunch with dreamboat Axelrod!

Oh, dear. We couldn’t even type dreamboat with a straight face.

https://twitter.com/BrentTeichman/status/211853861479137280

“@BarackObama: As an intern at #Obama2012 HQ, you could have lunch with @DavidAxelrod: http://t.co/YdTitJ8x" y wld I want lunch w/axelrod?!

— heidiannem (@heidiannem) June 10, 2012

@BarackObama @DavidAxelrod David Axelrod! Ooo dreamy hack!

— RufusKings1776 (@RufusKings1776) June 10, 2012

You might get to eat lunch with David Axelrod if you become an intern for Obama2012. This is incentive? I'd barf #Meathead #Eeewww #tcot #p2

— Tony Manna (@tony_manna) June 10, 2012

@BuzzFeedAndrew @BarackObama @davidaxelrod Oh wow! Lunch w/Axelrod. Snort….giggle.

— Judy McGuffey (@JudyMcGuffey) June 10, 2012

The idea of lunch with David Axelrod is totally creepy. On the plus side, we smell a hashtag alert!

Also, perhaps people can let President Obama know that they aren’t doing just fine and that they think it’s more important to be able to put gas in their cars rather than an Obama sticker on their car.

Show everyone on the road that you’ve got the President’s back with this retro car magnet: http://t.co/TZSPLHBw #Obama2012

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 10, 2012

Boy, the President sure is busy being pathetic and out of touch again today!