Obama: Mitt Romney is a time-traveling, robot vampire from the future

Lori Ziganto | 3:14 PM on May 14, 2012

As Twitchy reported earlier today, the Obama campaign has a new ad out which tries to attack Mitt Romney through Bain Capital yet again. The ad has swiftly been debunked; not only is Obama’s understanding of how to save companies lacking, so is his understanding of how time works.

https://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/202046645087637505

https://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/202109396266926082

See, Mitt Romney was no longer even working at Bain Capital when GST Steel, the focus of Obama’s ad, went under. Yet magically he is still to blame for it. Mitt Romney is the new George W. Bush!

Lavine, according to the Los Angeles Times, is a top Obama bundler and a managing director at Bain Capital. Lavine, who has raised over $100,000 for the president, was at the firm when GST Steel declared bankruptcy. So according to the Obama team’s logic, Romney, who had left Bain, is responsible for GST Steel’s demise, but Lavine, who was there, is not? Expect to hear more about this connection.

https://twitter.com/#!/ct_conservative/status/202107195754680320

That, or he is super cool and can time travel. And so, #RobotVampirefromthefuture was born.

https://twitter.com/#!/ezradulis/status/202097445658824704