Another day, another Roseanne Barr bizarre rant. And, boy, is this one a doozy! Translation is impossible.
All we read is “yada yada cuckoo pants yada roseanearchy yada no one bought my book yada crazypants yada look at me yada and my book!!!111eleventy. Yada.”
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199231823795064832
Okay, not a bad thought, right? But wait.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232100824649728
Pirates! Lay off the grog, toots.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232505897959425
Shiver our timbers! And something about water. Shockingly, no mention of fluoride in it.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232837533188097
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199234857975549953
Chomsky! That’s a hell of an endorsement. Also, what does he have to do with pirates?
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199235116441157632
Tell that to Obama. We are all Julias now!
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199235852902219777
Yes, honey. That is why you have no endorsements. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199236236530032640
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199236688881520641
But, but The Patriarchy ™. You’ll put the feminists out of the grievance-mongering business.
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https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199236933455593474
Oh, dear. 5,000 copies. That’s just sad.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199237123239448576
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https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199239310845804545
She’s a philosopher, too.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199238307908034562
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And a foreign policy expert.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199240354556424192
Kind of conflicts with her anti-Semitic rants and the last time she blamed everything on Israel.
The Green Party must be so proud!
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