Dan Rather to Americans: 'Stop being so meany pants to President Obama and get off my lawn'

Dan Rather has surfaced to make the rounds hawking his new book. Get ready for media swoonage and a Better Than You ™ self-admiration society!

http://twitter.com/#!/mediaite/status/197649823300730880

http://twitter.com/#!/dcseth/status/197415000514625536

http://twitter.com/#!/PiersTonight/status/197511444177231872

Fake but accurate! Or something. Plus, it’s all the fault of you damn kids. Get the heck of his lawn. And cut your damn hair.

http://twitter.com/#!/rorycooper/status/197705465545756675

Stinky new media is ruining everything! Like Dan Rather’s reputation. How dare they smear people with facts!

http://twitter.com/#!/McQandO/status/197713410467708929

Also, y’all have to stop being so meany pants to President Obama, whippersnapper H8Rs.

http://twitter.com/#!/irishspy/status/197708293681057792

http://twitter.com/#!/PiersTonight/status/197496292870590464

This Twitter user is already a tad fed up with all the media swooning over Mr. Rather and his quest to prop up himself while putting everyone else down.

http://twitter.com/#!/ReppSteve/status/197713904095330304

He can’t help it. It’s called media-itis. The most prominent symptoms are feeling better than everyone else, complete bias and unabashed shamelessness.

Let it go, Dan. Bitter at being caught is not a good look for you.