Protest outside of Paul Ryan's speech at Georgetown Univ lacks actual protesters

Oh, our aching sides! This is what happens when you rely on slackers.

http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/195514240713498625

Inside the venue, the protest is even more pitiful.

http://twitter.com/#!/McCormackJohn/status/195518559760289792

Over/under on the media reporting it as a “huge” protest?

http://twitter.com/#!/daveweigel/status/195514144487776256

Even the Lefty professors couldn’t get the slacktivists to actually show up.

http://twitter.com/#!/NicholsUprising/status/194883652121935873

Occupy didn’t have much luck either with their call to arms.

http://twitter.com/#!/subculturestuff/status/195267725629730816

The “media advisory” bit is particularly hilarious. Quick, media, to the bat vans! A massive protest … of 5 people … is about to start! Mayhem!

You can watch the speech live on-line, if you can hear it through that massive protest and all.

http://twitter.com/#!/cspan/status/195512269717778432