As we reported Friday morning, President-elect Trump’s pick for Secretary of Defense, General James “Mad Dog” Mattis, is full of win. His quotes are so boom-tastic that they sparked the hysterical #MattisQuotes hashtag. Here’s one of the most loved quotes:
I read this and started to fancy Mattis *immediately*. I don't care if he's 95.
This is what an actual alpha male looks like. pic.twitter.com/YEn50Myteh
— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) December 2, 2016
Oh. Yes. Please, get me to my swooning couch! Which brings us to this: Should THIS be the newly nominated Secretary of Defense’s first order of business?
I swooned. Also, I'd LOVE to introduce Mattis to Pajama Boy. https://t.co/ez7WEuNAc9
— Lori Ziganto (@snarkandboobs) December 2, 2016
Oh please make it happen. In case you forgot OFA’s absurd Pajama Boy, here’s a reminder:
How entertaining would such a meeting be?
— Dirk Deardorff (@dwdeardorff) December 2, 2016
Heh. There would be one problem, however.
— MarkC ? (@mcasil2016) December 2, 2016
That’s funny, because it’s almost certainly true.
— Dave Farley (@farleyglobal) December 2, 2016