As we reported Friday morning, President-elect Trump’s pick for Secretary of Defense, General James “Mad Dog” Mattis, is full of win. His quotes are so boom-tastic that they sparked the hysterical #MattisQuotes hashtag. Here’s one of the most loved quotes:

Oh. Yes. Please, get me to my swooning couch! Which brings us to this: Should THIS be the newly nominated Secretary of Defense’s first order of business?

Oh please make it happen. In case you forgot OFA’s absurd Pajama Boy, here’s a reminder:

Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy

How entertaining would such a meeting be?

Heh. There would be one problem, however.

That’s funny, because it’s almost certainly true.

Perfect.