Heh. No need to even wait until you wake up! Twitchy was on the case. As we reported, White House press secretary Josh Earnest immediately got his spin on after the Washington Post exclusive about the Obama administration’s “full court press cover-up on” the Secret Service prostitution scandal.
The White House deputy press secretary quickly parroted the pitiful spin. Guys, it’s old and stuff. Because shut up.
Citizens continued to rightly school the fools.
It’s almost like the @presssec had a damage control plan in place for the day this story broke.
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 9, 2014
@RBPundit @PressSec He's not doing a very good job of it.
— it'sAbibleHat (@Popehat) October 9, 2014
Yep. But, hey, we are all givers. So here is a perfect suggestion for the White House communications team.
.@PressSec Psst… “The agents were only conducting thorough Ebola exams.” #YoureWelcome
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 9, 2014
Beautiful.
And another entry:
@exjon @PressSec "Of course Fox News and the Koch Brothers want you to ignore all the middle-class jobs that were created that night"
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) October 9, 2014
Snort. Get Harry Reid on that one!
And an exit suggestion for the aide at the center of the scandal:
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https://twitter.com/lee_ritz/status/520273187272007680
Never change, Twitter.
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