No, but for real. National Review’s Jim Geraghty is on a #ScotlandDecides-inspired roll.

That would have been hilarious by itself. But things got even funnier. Take it away, Jim!

Dying!

CNN’s sidesplitting “math is hard” Scotland poll oopsie didn’t escape his notice either. Fear the wrath!

Beautiful.

He’s still going! Follow along with his always outstanding Twitter feed (you should be following him already).

Please. Don’t schtop!

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