Sheesh, lighten up rubes! As Twitchy readers know, Sally Kohn moronically related Scotland’s vote on independence with Texas. Why can’t icky old Texas secede and stuff.

The mocking was swift and stellar. But two questions are sure to make her cry.

First:

Bingo! There it is.

And an exit question for “New Tone” Kohn:

We’ll wait too. Settle in, it’s likely to be a long one.

Related:

How ‘moronic’ is Sally Kohn? THIS moronic (Spoiler: She uses Scotland to bash Texas)