What new idiocy is coming from the White House today? Oh, just this from White House deputy press secretary Eric Schultz:

Oh really? Hey, buddy, sneering jackassery + idiocy is totally working for you. That absurd tweet was crushed with the “chaser” response:

Heck of a job, Barry! And more:

But, hey, keep chattering on the phone, dude. In your mom jeans.  While making macaroni art.

With trusty “Conflict Resolution Boy” at your side. Forward!

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