National nightmare and 'puke spits': This should be the end result of Barbara Walters 'selfie' vibrator

The horror. THE. HORROR. Also horrifying? That we had to type the words “Barbara Walters selfie vibrator.” You’re welcome? Or, sorry. Either one.

The long national nightmare continues as Twitter is still buzzing over the highly disturbing news divulged on “The View” yesterday.

https://twitter.com/TrendStyleDaily/status/435773564030287872

https://twitter.com/ldip_iriza/status/435830810269073408

Spoiler (literally a meal spoiler): She calls it “selfie.”

I woke up to Barbara Walters letting the world know she calls her vibrator "Selfie". I'm going back to bed.

— Peter Georgiou (@Peterg_TMT) February 18, 2014

Gagging.

Highlight of our day? Barbara Walters has a vibrator named "Selfie" and tells us all about it on The View! http://t.co/5pKEdqZqN3

— Babeland (@Babeland_Toys) February 18, 2014

Highlight?! More like a sign of end times.

In other news that will haunt my sleep for awhile and reason for my loss of appetite Barbara Walters revealed she has a vibrator…

— Tyler Keeling (@TyKeeling) February 18, 2014

Ever taste your own vomit? If not, read on. RT @JustJared Barbara Walters Admits Her Vibrator is Named 'Selfie'!

— Michael Sugar (@SugarMichael) February 18, 2014

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Barbara Walters has a vibrator named "selfie." THAT IS ALL.

— T-H-E-R-E-S-A © (@Addicted2Tmac) February 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/Sassafrantz/status/435773148009467904

High point of day = Davis/White; low point = getting rear-ended; lowest of low point = learning what Barbara Walters calls her vibrator

— Sandra Gonzalez (@TheSandraG) February 18, 2014

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https://twitter.com/CBrwnz/status/435652782960287744

Barbara Walters admitted to having a vibrator.. I could have gone without that information my whole life#barbarawalters

— Nick (@nbowley_nick) February 18, 2014

We’re with you.

One thing is clear: She has destroyed the term “selfie” forever.

Now that Barbara Walters has named her vibrator selfie can we please stop using the term selfie?

— Monise L. Seward (@MoniseLSeward) February 18, 2014

Yep. That’s going to have to happen.