Oh my.

Twenty-three. If that thought depresses you, here is a quick pick-me-up: Imagine the 2013 remake of “Home Alone.”

OK, wait. Maybe that is even more depressing? Still. We choose to giggle madly.

https://twitter.com/ArchaicSteam/status/409948843329847296

Heh.

And this Twitter user offers a final twist that nails it:

Beautiful.

Yep. Coming soon to a theater near you? Stay tuned!

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