Stop. Just … stop. Can y’all ever give us just a minute to catch our giggle-breath?

Of course Brad Woodhouse had to enter the absurd mix:

So bless your heart-y.

Citizens promptly responded to the DNC with some reality.

Gasping!

Speaking of train wreck:

Fixed it for you, DNC! You’re welcome.

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