For serious! The creepy factor hit a high Tuesday morning as Politico’s Glenn Thrush whipped out his tear-stained diary and madly scrawled out excuses for Hillary Clinton. It’s just a wonder he didn’t throw his briefs up on stage. Shudder.
What prompted him to don his fanboy cape?
That does not suit! Thrush-y to the rescue!
Out: What about your gaffes? In: What about your ‘verbal typos’?
No, no. Totally different, you see. Because, Hillary. Swoon!
Oh, well. Case closed!
Twitter users rightly gave the pathetic Thrush the business:
Where’s Gaffe-o? Lapdogs will politely avert their eyes.
Snicker. Well, we know that Hillary is “no ways tired” of that offensive fake accent. No worries! Fanboy Thrush admits that was “nuts.”
Of course by “nuts,” he likely means awesomely swoon-worthy.
Yep. Not to mention the planned biopic of Saint Hillary.
Sigh. It’s funny because it could be true. Stay tuned!