For serious! The creepy factor hit a high Tuesday morning as Politico’s Glenn Thrush whipped out his tear-stained diary and madly scrawled out excuses for Hillary Clinton. It’s just a wonder he didn’t throw his briefs up on stage. Shudder.

What prompted him to don his fanboy cape?

That does not suit! Thrush-y to the rescue!

Out: What about your gaffes? In: What about your ‘verbal typos’?

No, no. Totally different, you see. Because, Hillary. Swoon!

Pitiful.

Oh, well. Case closed!

Twitter users rightly gave the pathetic Thrush the business:

Where’s Gaffe-o? Lapdogs will politely avert their eyes.

Bingo.

And win:

Snicker. Well, we know that Hillary is “no ways tired” of that offensive fake accent. No worries! Fanboy Thrush admits that was “nuts.”

Of course by “nuts,” he likely means awesomely swoon-worthy.

Yep. Not to mention the planned biopic of Saint Hillary.

AP better get on the ball soon!

Sigh. It’s funny because it could be true. Stay tuned!

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