That’s right! In misogynist liberal-land, rape on campuses doesn’t even exist. Not the “real” kind, at least. Right, Bob Beckel? Twitter users decided to collect some other liberal life lessons today. Mockery: It is the best medicine. And the best way to shine a light on the dangers of liberalism.

Yep. It’s all hunky-dory if Alec Baldwin says it. Some of his best grants are black, so it’s totally OK.

Or some vomit feigning. And don’t forget those whistles!

Shhh. If you don’t talk about the rising gas prices, it isn’t happening!

They all have a (D) next to their names, silly!

And, win.

Because, Bush. And racism, natch.

Keep them coming, Twitter!