The desperation, it reeks.

Yes. Yes, he did. The sad-face Obama “I don’t want to lose this election” email wasn’t pathetic enough, evidently. Now Obama’s official Twitter account is spamming via direct message.

Get out your hurl bags.

Ick! The spamming continues. First shameless email harvesting and now Twitter harvesting?

Michelle is in on the spam action, too.

This Twitter user thinks it’s “cool” and makes an unintentionally hilarious point.

Yeah, you think? See, honey, spamming via direct message is not a move that a winning team makes.

Hey, no Twitter Gulag for this spam-tastic account?