Oh, dear! Our sides are aching already and the convention is still a month away! You see, as Twitchy reported this morning, Jimmy Carter will address the 2012 Democratic National Convention in Charlotte next month.
Twitter users could not help but imagine what will happen after his taped address; Even Jimmy Carter doesn’t want to actually attend the convention. Perhaps he doesn’t want to be there in person because he’s super ticked that President Obama has totally stolen his “worst president evah” thunder?
— No To tRump Fab Tee (@TeeDee1) August 7, 2012
Maybe he will celebrate with some nice Billy Beer!
More predictions fly in from Twitter users, amused by this latest taking-on-water development in the ever-sinking Democrat ship.
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC The guys from Jackass will give a chainsaw safety demonstration on unicycles.
— J Eddie (@JimEddieHunt) August 7, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC, Democrats will play telephone with Vladimir Putin whilst transmitting messages.
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) August 7, 2012
— Dean Clark (@earldean71) August 7, 2012
— Razor (@hale_razor) August 7, 2012
— Christine J. ن (@CatholicMomVA) August 7, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC He'll continue diplomatic talks with Iran on how to silence Israel.
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) August 7, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC the five guys in the Auditorium will wake up.
— Sue Brown (@Sue_Brown) August 7, 2012
#AfterCarterAddressesTheDNC the remaining audience members will go out and recruit enough people for a pick-up softball game.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 7, 2012
Heh. If a failed president addresses the DNC, and no one is there to see it, does he even make a malaise-y sound? Stay tuned!