Oh, dear. Bless his desperate heart. Team Obama’s latest campaign gimmick is attempting to hawk car magnets for $10.00.

Citizens are not impressed.

Dear President Genius: Due to your horrific handling of the economy and your business-crushing policies, people need their $10.00 to try to put gas in their car to get to work. You know, if they are lucky enough to be employed right now.

And, win!

Boom! “Simple as that!”