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'At LEAST Buy Us a Tesla First!' Elon Musk Sets His Eyes on URANUS

AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth, Pool

Is it any wonder that Elon is one of our favorite personalities here at Twitchy these days? The man is hilarious, and always knows how to rile up the Lefties. 

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He has just last night (or early this morning) posted about his next lofty goal with SpaceX, and that is to reach the planet Uranus. Obviously, the jokes came POURING in, and we are here for it!

Poor Uranus. It's the butt of all the space jokes! The Elon Musk parody account even got in on the fun!

That's it, this writer can no longer breathe! But it gets so, so much better, so buckle up, y'all! There are so many good comments to get to! You're going to laugh your gas off!

They're KILLING these Uranus jokes! Better yet, they wreck-tum.

We wouldn't say no to a Tesla ...

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LOL

Rumor has it, Uranus has a black hole ... at the center of it.

Last night, we saw Uranus from our own window! Some of y'all really need to start closing your blinds.

The number is actually 64 if you'd just relax.

DECEASED.

Hence the gloves that were mentioned earlier! That's part of the new uniform for SpaceX asstronauts.

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Fun fact: since men come from Mars, and women from Venus, did you know that the other eleventy-billion genders are pulled straight out of Uranus?

One of the perks of this job is that we're able to ... insert our own jokes!

We are very thankful to them for that!

One day we will be able to speak about Uranus without giggling, but folks? Today ain't that day!

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