Every so often, we come across stories that raise a lot of questions. Stories that somewhat baffle us. This will be one of those stories. Check it out:
Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, of TLC’s ‘Abby & Brittany,’ is now married to an army veteran https://t.co/THrUEMB31u pic.twitter.com/FisNHDSBii
— New York Post (@nypost) March 28, 2024
If you like the drama-filled crap-show that is humanity on occasion, TLC is your channel! According to the NYP:
Abby and Brittany Hensel, who documented their lives in a TLC reality series, have transitioned from a duo to a trio.
Abby, the left-side conjoined twin, married Josh Bowling, a nurse and United States Army veteran, in 2021.
I have so many questions.
— Mariana (@texas_walnut) March 28, 2024
Yeah. So do we.
Did he marry both of them? Wait… how does the sex work?
— Rock The Hip Hop (@RockTheHipHop) March 28, 2024
It appears that he only married one of them. We are not entirely sure about the rest.
Naturally, X users did not disappoint us when it comes to finding humor in the strangest situations!
“She’s two of a kind so I just HAD to marry hers”
— Gadsden Giggleswitch (@owningtheglobe) March 28, 2024
My son asked if they both can talk? That’s the deal breaker for him.
— Nicci (@Nicci_B85) March 28, 2024
The only time pronouns "they/them" is legitimate
— chri$$y (@znc242) March 28, 2024
That's fair, to be honest.
Now dude has two chicks that can tell him “not tonight I’m tired” 😂😭
— Clown World (@ChiHawksFan83) March 28, 2024
Imagine trying decide where to eat. https://t.co/yXjKMk2Vnz
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) March 28, 2024
I hope her sister really likes him, also. https://t.co/NKzBxk5zPz
— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) March 28, 2024
Sis out here getting married with a whole other person attached to her neck and you can't even get a text back https://t.co/VzdoSRgCuq
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) March 28, 2024
https://t.co/uIqq3Wbugz pic.twitter.com/9CPNEBB5at
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) March 28, 2024
That image is a whole MOOD.
Left Her: I have a headache.
— Woody P, Professional Designation®️ (@woodypanama) March 28, 2024
Him to Right Her: https://t.co/L9U3MkD1zE pic.twitter.com/tfx5ksgVAp
We might be going to the bad place for laughing at that one.
Does this violate the rules of Christian Monogamy or not? https://t.co/0GfRDh9S6B
— Malcolm Fle𝕏 (@Malcolm_fleX48) March 28, 2024
Well, uh, we don't really have an answer for that one.
When they say “and the two shall become one” I didn’t think it would be literally and figuratively https://t.co/WqtSPu8Yq7
— Carlos (@txiokatu) March 28, 2024
Real question: If Brittany meets and falls for someone else... does that person and the Army vet then have to share?
— Olin aka MMAnomaly👊 (@MMAnomaly) March 28, 2024
So what happens when the sister wants to get married too?
— Allen Grove (@AllenGrove15) March 28, 2024
There are definitely some logistics to work out here.
I know what all of you are thinking.
— Brownhole Capital (@oilbust) March 28, 2024
*Channels inner Tommy Callahan voice* ... sinners.
It seems like adultery is inevitable in this marriage.
— The Dissenter (@disntr) March 28, 2024
We didn't even think of that.
— Reiki (@aet3rno) March 28, 2024
This writer may already be in trouble just for writing up this story!
I think this is sweet. Everyone deserves a chance at love.
— Gaslighters.Anonymous (@gaslightersband) March 28, 2024
All joking and logistical questions aside, we really are happy for the newlyweds. This is 100% correct, everyone deserves the chance to find their person and be happy.
i remember reading that they wanted to be wives and moms. i hope it works out for all of them. https://t.co/63OorPQnH9
— ophelia🪆 (@opheliamuses) March 28, 2024
In all sincerity, we here at Twitchy have only good wishes and prayers for these people. May God bless them with many happy years together.
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