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John Kerry Going 'More and More Militant' Over Climate Change Has TOTALLY Changed Our Minds

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Brace yourself boys and girls, and whatever you are that you think is in between the two, our climate guru and U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry has issued a decree. No coal plants should exist anywhere in the WORLD. None. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nil. 沒有.

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Ok, that last one was a not-so-subtle jab, but we'll get to that in a moment. Check this out:

The Hill reports that at the 2023 United Nations Climate Change Conference (that, of course, he flew on a private jet to attend), Kerry said he is becoming 'more and more militant' about climate policy because people are 'avoiding responsibility'. He went on to connect a supposed 'health crisis' with the 'climate crisis'.

We don’t need that necessarily to tell us we ought to be transitioning out of coal. There shouldn’t be any more coal power plants permitted anywhere in the world.

That’s how you can do something for health. And the reality is that we’re not doing it.

*Pause for derisive laughter*

Okay, now that that's out of our systems, let's jump back in, shall we?

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Now those Chinese characters for the word 'none' make sense, don't they? HA, we all know not one of the climate change alarmists will ever call out China, where else would their funding come from? If the climate cultists can shift the western world away from energy sources like fossil fuels/coal, China then corners the market and has everyone else by the short hairs.

We don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Yeahhh, but the Left will follow any moron as long as he (or she, this certainly isn't dependent upon someone's sex/gender) says things they want to hear. How do you think we ended up with Biden as president and AOC as a congresswoman?

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If you told them how the lithium and various other minerals for their EV batteries were mined, their heads might actually explode. 

... we should look into that.

Can't disagree with that.

The Hill also goes on to report that Biden decided to skip the summit for the first time in his presidency. Shocker, we know. 

His decision to miss the conference drew criticism from activists, but experts say his absence isn’t likely to impact any outcome at the summit.

His attendance wouldn't have had any impact either. Joe was more likely to roam the room like a Roomba, bumping into walls and people, mumbling under his breath, until a handler showed up to shut him down. So, like with most of his public appearances? No great loss there.

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No matter what the climate cultists do or say, no matter how much they stomp their feet and wave their signs, no matter how much art they deface and try to destroy, one thing will never change: WE AREN'T GOING TO EAT BUGS.

Cope and seethe, Johns and Gretas of the world.

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