Terrible Person, Worse Comedian: Mike Rogers Gets the Last Laugh As El-Sayed’s Zinger Flops Hard

Abdul El-Sayed is not only a terrible person with awful friends, he also tells terrible jokes. 

Rogers is a very fitting name for Mike. Because that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something.

"Roger!" pic.twitter.com/HCmdjxeAos

— Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) August 8, 2026

This is his attempt at humor, apparently. 

https://t.co/hfBpT9HDnK pic.twitter.com/cPb1tRjEEl

— HowlingMutant (@Howlingmutant0) August 8, 2026

Bro thought he cooked here 😭 https://t.co/3wwwzTzsjw

— F r o g m a x x e r (@anurarespecter) August 8, 2026

So, 'thought' is the key word here. 

https://t.co/XCU65pb5rM pic.twitter.com/IPPRO9EGpx

— Coop (@RitsukoLove14) August 8, 2026

That’s really bad my habibi https://t.co/OGrao7J4TW

— Ace Rothstein (@AceyRothstein) August 8, 2026

He's trying to be relatable.

Mike Rogers only answers to Michiganders, and has a lifetime of service to prove it.

Meanwhile, a designated foreign terrorist organization is celebrating your Tuesday win on their official website.

Who are you saying ‘Roger’ to? https://t.co/tfkTq9ajlm pic.twitter.com/lwDsxAnmFH

— Chris Olmstead (@ct_olmstead) August 8, 2026

That seems problematic. 

You probably thought this slapped lol https://t.co/3DYvDgE6tu

— LIQUID ASS STAN SCHOOL BONDS (@wokbonds) August 8, 2026

This is a "the jerk store called"-level attempted zinger. https://t.co/C52FreFMC9

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 8, 2026

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Also, he's a total jerk with short man complex.

"I would vote for Mike Rogers based on this alone and so will everyone named Mike and everyone named Roger" https://t.co/3DYvDgE6tu

— LIQUID ASS STAN SCHOOL BONDS (@wokbonds) August 8, 2026

As you should. 

Mike Rogers effortlessly baiting AES into being incredibly unfunny (he’s going to run with this for a little bit) https://t.co/llMW0LrOcs

— Patriotic Nostalgia Critic Groyper (@groypercritic) August 8, 2026

Also, in real life El-Sayed is a misogynistic jerk so he has a hard time coming off as likable. 

https://t.co/fQgNGqr1sW pic.twitter.com/ldZ2xirrGm

— The Funny Groyper (@Funny42219424) August 8, 2026

Quiet Step-Stool Abdul. https://t.co/zmtDX3HnlY

— Justin Stanley (@juststan239800) August 8, 2026

Step-stool Abdul will never not be funny. That's a funny joke. 

The guy named Abdul who supports terrorism is really gonna do this? https://t.co/1rmv1OPzjj

— Jake Cox (@GOPJake) August 8, 2026

He thinks this is an insult but it’s the exact reason I’d vote for Mike Rogers lol. https://t.co/iXgXLsAkGh

— Paul (@repochud) August 8, 2026

There you have it. 

Sounds like Obama https://t.co/1z8otsMRaO

— Priya (@priyaakulkarni2) August 8, 2026

That's what he is going for.

Sayed is a very fitting name for Abdul because he sayeds every stupid thing that pops into his mind https://t.co/s4H52u6SpM

— Drill Baby Drill Shoebox (@Shoeboxnre) August 8, 2026

He's a legend in his own mind. 

I wouldn't open with it. https://t.co/hVyOUGTkY1

— Andy (@GetItQuietly) August 8, 2026

Islamists: "Make an excuse for the Islamists trying to blow up and run over a Jewish preschool with 140 children."
Abdul: "Roger!" https://t.co/dkNqjXqZ05

— Metro Detroit Polack (@waswar5) August 8, 2026

Accurate. Also, not hilarious. 

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