Abdul El-Sayed is not only a terrible person with awful friends, he also tells terrible jokes.
Rogers is a very fitting name for Mike. Because that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something.
— Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) August 8, 2026
"Roger!" pic.twitter.com/HCmdjxeAos
This is his attempt at humor, apparently.
https://t.co/hfBpT9HDnK pic.twitter.com/cPb1tRjEEl
— HowlingMutant (@Howlingmutant0) August 8, 2026
Bro thought he cooked here 😭 https://t.co/3wwwzTzsjw
— F r o g m a x x e r (@anurarespecter) August 8, 2026
So, 'thought' is the key word here.
https://t.co/XCU65pb5rM pic.twitter.com/IPPRO9EGpx
— Coop (@RitsukoLove14) August 8, 2026
That’s really bad my habibi https://t.co/OGrao7J4TW
— Ace Rothstein (@AceyRothstein) August 8, 2026
He's trying to be relatable.
Mike Rogers only answers to Michiganders, and has a lifetime of service to prove it.
— Chris Olmstead (@ct_olmstead) August 8, 2026
Meanwhile, a designated foreign terrorist organization is celebrating your Tuesday win on their official website.
Who are you saying ‘Roger’ to? https://t.co/tfkTq9ajlm pic.twitter.com/lwDsxAnmFH
That seems problematic.
You probably thought this slapped lol https://t.co/3DYvDgE6tu
— LIQUID ASS STAN SCHOOL BONDS (@wokbonds) August 8, 2026
This is a "the jerk store called"-level attempted zinger. https://t.co/C52FreFMC9
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 8, 2026
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Also, he's a total jerk with short man complex.
"I would vote for Mike Rogers based on this alone and so will everyone named Mike and everyone named Roger" https://t.co/3DYvDgE6tu
— LIQUID ASS STAN SCHOOL BONDS (@wokbonds) August 8, 2026
As you should.
Mike Rogers effortlessly baiting AES into being incredibly unfunny (he’s going to run with this for a little bit) https://t.co/llMW0LrOcs
— Patriotic Nostalgia Critic Groyper (@groypercritic) August 8, 2026
Also, in real life El-Sayed is a misogynistic jerk so he has a hard time coming off as likable.
https://t.co/fQgNGqr1sW pic.twitter.com/ldZ2xirrGm
— The Funny Groyper (@Funny42219424) August 8, 2026
Quiet Step-Stool Abdul. https://t.co/zmtDX3HnlY
— Justin Stanley (@juststan239800) August 8, 2026
Step-stool Abdul will never not be funny. That's a funny joke.
The guy named Abdul who supports terrorism is really gonna do this? https://t.co/1rmv1OPzjj
— Jake Cox (@GOPJake) August 8, 2026
He thinks this is an insult but it’s the exact reason I’d vote for Mike Rogers lol. https://t.co/iXgXLsAkGh
— Paul (@repochud) August 8, 2026
There you have it.
Sounds like Obama https://t.co/1z8otsMRaO
— Priya (@priyaakulkarni2) August 8, 2026
That's what he is going for.
Sayed is a very fitting name for Abdul because he sayeds every stupid thing that pops into his mind https://t.co/s4H52u6SpM
— Drill Baby Drill Shoebox (@Shoeboxnre) August 8, 2026
He's a legend in his own mind.
I wouldn't open with it. https://t.co/hVyOUGTkY1
— Andy (@GetItQuietly) August 8, 2026
Islamists: "Make an excuse for the Islamists trying to blow up and run over a Jewish preschool with 140 children."
— Metro Detroit Polack (@waswar5) August 8, 2026
Abdul: "Roger!" https://t.co/dkNqjXqZ05
Accurate. Also, not hilarious.
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