Inclusionmaxxing So Hard You Invent the Muslim Lesbian Power Couple

Sometimes, they are just hilarious and this is one of those occasions.

I'll never forget that German ad about sexual harassment of brown men with wooden peg-legs by fearsome portly red-haired Valkyries in the public pool, who have an uncontrollable desire for THAT GUY'S ASS. pic.twitter.com/hHupIpbmse

— Arundel (@ArundelXVI) June 9, 2026

These people have opened their minds so much their brains have fallen out.

This is my favorite DEI meme. A hijabi pegleg… pic.twitter.com/LMFg12olhH

— Ryanne Frank (@Yesnoyesnononon) June 8, 2026

In their quest to 'represent' everyone, it's just become outrageous and hilarious. 

😂

Just for spice, I'm choosing to believe the one in the hijab is trans, the white girl is Mormon, & they had the baby using the white girl's mother as a surrogate who also happens to be a pagan priestess yoga instructor & part time congresswoman.

✨ Representation matters ✨

— Jane Doe ☦️ 📚 (@JaneDoentLie) June 8, 2026

And then fairies flew through the air and sprinkled pixie dust and unicorns neighed in delight.

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I just love the idea that after presumably coming out to her community, doing IVF and raising two children with her non-Muslim, tattooed, lesbian life-partner, the woman in question remains committed to full Islamic modesty dress https://t.co/u5pWW4Hjl8

— Madeline Grant (@Madz_Grant) June 9, 2026

I mean, Ilhan Omar wears a head covering and she changes husbands more than some folks change socks. She'll even sleep with married men. 

Lesbian interracial couple.
Hijabi wife. Disabled child.
This is a DEI fever dream. https://t.co/lVmHB5uhqm

— Adam Zivo (@AdamZivo) June 8, 2026

DEI final boss.

When you inclusionmax so hard you don't even create a remotely accurate representation of the minority you are supposed to be trying to include. https://t.co/LSw1IeWQtl

— Eva Kurilova (@eva_kurilova) June 8, 2026

They try to be so 'politically correct' that they exit reality. 

The idea of a Muslim woman who is devout enough to be a hijabi but also marries a woman is very funny. Up next, black nationalist Klansman! https://t.co/PpVff1mKPv

— Bussy Keaton (@BussyKeaton) June 9, 2026

Don't give them any ideas. 

You won’t find this in any of the Arabic countries- the true seat of Islam.

There may be a niche lesbian Muslim in Portland, but it’s an absurdity. https://t.co/ZequlWKlRt

— Jackie Chea ⚖️ (@Fair_and_Biased) June 9, 2026

That's the most hilarious part. The only place an actual gay person can live in peace in the Middle East is Israel and they hate that place. 

Actually, the Muslim lesbian is solo poly. https://t.co/HdGQkBq36N

— Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ (@GarrettPetersen) June 9, 2026

This isn't necessarily haram. They could just be wives of the same dude. https://t.co/feFfnzFV01

— Stephen G. Adubato (@stephengadubato) June 9, 2026

It’s not as crazy as you might think. Just look at Ilhan Omar. She’s not a lesbian, but she wears Islam as a cultural costume while clearly not practicing. https://t.co/tEoJnJAGdl

— Douglass Mackey (@douglassmackey) June 9, 2026

True, but I'll pass at looking at Ilhan Omar. I'd rather not.