ABC News Breaks Ground: 6 PM Confirmed as Dinner Time – Nation Shocked, Early Birds Vindicated

Apr 24, 2026 7:30 AM
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ABC News Breaks Ground: 6 PM Confirmed as Dinner Time – Nation Shocked, Early Birds Vindicated
AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty

In hard hitting journalism, ABC News is reporting the 'new' time people are eating dinner.

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Shocking! Who knew people at dinner at 6:00 pm? Literally everyone.

Well, Argentina isn't America so that explains why Americans see things differently.

Most normal adults don't find it strange at all.

Even better.

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6 pm is actually late to many. Heh.

This is also an acceptable strategy. Don't forget the sweet treat.

Not to sane people.

Don't mess with the Early Bird diners.

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Must be. 

Even better is dinner at 6 and drinks at home. That's perfect.

No, it's perfect. The naysayers are wrong.

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