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Europeans Discover Americans Aren’t Losing Sleep Over Their Tantrum

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Julien Hoez is the editor of 'The French Dispatch'. He wants Americans to know he, his fellow countrymen and other soft people are sick of America. Oh, well. 

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Wonder if he knows Americans don't think of him at all. 

It just sounds like incessant whining.

Conservative X is unmatched. 

That's exactly it. 

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That would be delusional. 

Not all Europeans agree, apparently. 

Clearly, they don't.

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Americans fly to Europe to gawk at cathedrals, sip overpriced wine, and pretend four-week vacations are normal. That’s not 'newfound respect'; it’s just a field trip to a continent that figured out how to make leisure a human right while the rest of us are still grinding 60-hour weeks.

Think of it like crashing at your buddy’s apartment for the weekend: the one who never quite finished college, has great weed, and somehow pays rent by 'consulting.' 

You love the vibe, you post the sunsets, you swear you’ll move there someday; then Monday hits and you’re back on the 6 a.m. train because rent is due and your 401(k) won’t fund itself.

Best wishes.

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