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Senator Fetterman's Corn-ucopia of Normalcy: Shucking the Democratic Weirdos on a Kernel-Fueled Road Trip

AP Photo/Ryan Collerd, File

John Fetterman is really too normal to be a Democrat. It's a shame. He should just come toward the light and away from the weirdos. He should bring his bag of corn along. 

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As it should be.

Honestly, time away from her is probably why he is acting so normal now. Also, she's a 'firefighter' now so apparently she is busy.

It's so wholesome.

Maybe he prefers the company of the corn. Have you met his wife? Can't blame him. 

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It's kind of 'earie' how he grows on you. Heh.

We see what you did there.

That sounds 'a-maize-ing'. Also, don't you mean you're a 'corn-ivore'?

Forgive us for being 'stalkers'. 

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His dedication peace and 'hominy' in the world is noted and appreciated. 

There is not even a kernel of truth to that. 

He's basically a 'uni-corn' in the Democratic Party at this point. 

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