Welcome to the wild new world of baby-making! From classic conception to IVF, surrogacy, open adoptions, and beyond, the options are endless. But this latest story? It’s next-level jaw-dropping. Buckle up!
The world's oldest baby has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) August 3, 2025
Thaddeus Daniel Pierce is over 30 years old despite being born July 26, 2025 pic.twitter.com/0hvbGN9ov0
The woman who originally froze her embryos paid thousands of dollars to keep them in storage for over 2 decades in hopes her children could be born
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) August 3, 2025
Thaddeus was the only one who survived the processhttps://t.co/KRjEIFjhny
Other babies created in 1994 are starting their lives with bustling careers and new families. This '30 year old' will be busy teething and learning to hold his head up.
Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby https://t.co/HUa5svUBXQ
— rose (@roseh1pps) August 3, 2025
Obviously, this person is being snarky toward pro-life activists, but it really does raise real questions.
Wrong. @SStricklandMMA is the world’s oldest baby. He’s 34 https://t.co/qaOPb1EHKg pic.twitter.com/h6qY9gj3rm
— Elvis Sinosickk (@ElvisSinosickk) August 4, 2025
Also, they're both bald.
Strange I heard the world’s oldest baby resided in Birmingham, Alabama. https://t.co/Lj1Jjok7hv pic.twitter.com/pf3rXYngD1
— Degen (@Degen30677052) August 4, 2025
Ok, now y'all are just being silly and calling every bald headed man a 'baby'. Be nice. This is serious.
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Since right wingers think life begins at conception is this the baby old enough to go to war
— Jay✨is vtubing now (@Jaytoofay) August 4, 2025
30 years old but never paid a lick of taxes? Better pay up buddy https://t.co/4LFFN9FBRv
Oh, the Left has jokes, don't they?
Science in 2025 is like "life begins at conception"
— Grant (@iamgrantowen) August 3, 2025
...except for when a girl wants to abort it and then it's "just a clump of cells" https://t.co/2oa2dPv4mJ
It's certainly confusing.
This is what companies mean when they ask for 10+ years of work experience for entry level jobs. https://t.co/QMZPgNl0bp
— Alex Valaitis (@alex_valaitis) August 4, 2025
The baby has a leg up on the competition.
He’s older than Bill Belichick’s girlfriend https://t.co/8xvv9PRmq7
— Jackson (@JacksonBig12) August 4, 2025
Literally.
IVF should be illegal and the government should financially incentivize women to carry all currently frozen children so that none are killed in the future https://t.co/IzhJGK7bmr
— Patriarch Prime, PhD ☦️ 🇺🇸 (@KalebAtlanta) August 3, 2025
It is certainly a huge moral issue our laws have not properly addressed.
Robbing this kid of a childhood in the 90s is diabolical.
— tay (@taytayjimjim) August 3, 2025
That is truly the worst part. To have to grow up now instead of during that perfect decade is a crime.
Bro missed lebrons whole career
— Dashy2™️🦥 (@Dashytwo) August 3, 2025
That's the least of it.
The baby can be considered the "world's oldest baby" in terms of time, as its embryonic existence began three decades ago. At the same time, however, he is a newborn in every sense of the word. This contradiction raises philosophical questions about the definition of "existence"…
— Ibra (@IbraHasan_) August 3, 2025
What is existence, even? Twitchy is getting deep.
bro skipped the 2000s and showed up ready for Gen Alpha 😭
— ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕪𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕊𝕆𝕃💬😈☀️ (@JoaquinMQ7) August 3, 2025
technically born in 2025, spiritually from Blockbuster era
who else thinks this is the start of some wild sci-fi plot? 🍼🧊📼
The ethics of modern parenthood are a tangled mess. In our rush to let everyone become a parent on demand, we’ve spawned a web of moral dilemmas. Lawmakers, doctors, religious leaders, and citizens need to tackle these issues now—for the sake of the 30-year-old 'babies' being born today.
