Jamaal Bowman, famous for pulling a fire alarm in Congress for some reason, and Cori Bush, famous for losing an election and having a husband under indictment, have an announcement to make today.
Big announcement tomorrow coming from me and Cori Bush! pic.twitter.com/aVTLPLZ9Id
— Jamaal Bowman Ed.D. (@JamaalBowmanNY) April 15, 2025
Twitter is nothing if not hilarious, and it started offering suggestions for what it may be.
Is the announcement that you are both no longer unemployed or under indictment? https://t.co/0XzHFYDTmL
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) April 15, 2025
Using context clues, this is an excellent guess.
Unemployment benefits finally come through? https://t.co/gZGhErDM93
— Al (@AlBeachGuy) April 15, 2025
That's certainly something to celebrate!
They’re starting a podcast called how to get primaried. https://t.co/5Xpcs8PYv3
— conservative in la 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@republican_jew_) April 15, 2025
Oh, that would be riveting stuff!
Please God tell me they’re getting deported. https://t.co/fDcq7kZPQR
— Gregg Keller (@RGreggKeller) April 15, 2025
Unfortunately, they can't deport natural-born citizens, but one can dream.
They bought domain name for Death2Whitey dot com? https://t.co/ycuGrOzfl9
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) April 15, 2025
Please don't give them any ideas.
Two unemployed b*tches both saying “exaaaactlyyyy!” https://t.co/WWq3vfXIiK
— . (@vpa3e) April 15, 2025
They are a real-life SNL skit.
You’re starting a private security firm that also sets up home fire alarms? https://t.co/88mmcX1Xwk
— Andrew Moss (@andrewmoss_fl) April 15, 2025
Fire alarms literally baffle him. He could never do this.
I hope it’s a podcast!! https://t.co/V7IJmqUHN9
— The Dr. Is In (@NEOMD71) April 15, 2025
Why? To torture prisoners at Gitmo? Show some humanity.
Get ready: Jamaal Bowman is soon going to open a new door...err sound a new alarm! https://t.co/VaITh0FmSl pic.twitter.com/F93OdIOkcq
— Arqahn (@Arqahn) April 15, 2025
The jokes write themselves.
You’re going to lose elections again? https://t.co/B7q5tVEetR
— Nicky Frank (@NickyFrank30) April 15, 2025
Let's hope so because the alternative is them winning and we saw how that went.
You found jobs? https://t.co/f3W563HPZS
— Biggus (@dustopian) April 15, 2025
As if!
Doing something besides get a real job will be their big announcement https://t.co/6SeeXB987o
— 🇺🇦Banquo (@BanquoDyar) April 15, 2025
Anything but that!
A fire Drill? https://t.co/6sIXYVgQd2
— Gretchs' Michifornia. (@Kwardin2) April 15, 2025
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!! https://t.co/JPKQ1XRtx4
— chuckgoat.bsky.social 🐐🌐 (@ChuckGoat1) April 15, 2025
Cori's husband might be heading to jail for a while, so it's possible!
Will it be made from a theater? If so, is there any risk it will be crowded? 🔥 🧐 https://t.co/PMnoS7s0c5
— Gena ✌🏻 (@ReallyJustG) April 15, 2025
More big humiliation for these two en route https://t.co/6SeeXB987o
— 🇺🇦Banquo (@BanquoDyar) April 15, 2025
Good! It couldn't happen to two nicer people.
Lifting competition! https://t.co/qVwDAM2Ne3
— namjinwoo (@WordsMeanings) April 15, 2025
No way Cori won't win.
Going to announce a "how to lose elections in deep blue districts as a leftist" course?
— Duffyevsky ☦ 🇷🇺 (@TheIllegit) April 15, 2025
They are the experts! Write about what you know, after all.
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