Rick Santorum's bold stance against pink bowling balls

As a certain famed blogger might say on another website, “It’s come to this…”. Rick Santorum, a pretty fair bowler unlike a certain President we’ve come to know and set up gutter bumpers for, hit the lanes on a campaign stop in Wisconsin when one of the Young Republicans with whom he was bowling committed a bit of a faux pas. The young man picked up a pink bowling ball, when Santorum stopped him.

Of course, the teasing on Twitter was pretty brutal.

https://twitter.com/#!/mattheartspade/status/185106634887012352

https://twitter.com/#!/truthwinsout/status/185122343427899392

https://twitter.com/#!/benhas19voices/status/185409385554649088

https://twitter.com/#!/huffpostgay/status/185407718184599552

http://twitter.com/mistressmousey/status/185411495499276289

Oh Santorum…. RT @BoingBoing Rick Santorum tells boy not to use pink bowling ball

— Amber Lamb (@AccordiAm) March 29, 2012

Is the teasing fair? Well, sure, a bit. The color of a bowling ball isn’t terribly important. If a kid wants to use a pink bowling ball, the worst we can say is that he has horrible taste in bowling ball colors or maybe that he’s a horrible racist oppressor for not using the black bowling ball to knock down the oppressive white pins. Hey, wait a minute! Where are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and Spike Lee on this? Clearly, Rick Santorum has taken a brave stance to set one young man straight, so to speak, on race relations vis-à-vis ball and pin colors, in the sport of bowling. Shouldn’t be get some sort of supportive march?

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We kid, we kid.

Let’s not read too much into Santorum’s distaste for pink bowling balls. Bowling has a pretty solid blue-collar tradition and the jet black ball and white pins are a big part of that. Bowling balls are black, baseballs are white, footballs are brown, because those are the traditions on those sports and why mess with a tradition when it works?

More highlights from Santorum’s WI stop, along with a challenge from him to Mitt Romney.

https://twitter.com/#!/samyoungman/status/185067970094039040

https://twitter.com/#!/samyoungman/status/185063012053434368

https://twitter.com/#!/samyoungman/status/185060441637134337