Klavan's comedic Clinton Cosby caption contest

Author, screenwriter, culture commentator Andrew Klavan spotted this picture of two men with sketchy reputations an launched a caption contest.

Caption contest — go! pic.twitter.com/Lkfg6snvEX

— Andrew Klavan (@andrewklavan) January 27, 2015

'Once your show's hiatus kicks in gimme and my boy Jeffrey Epstein a shout' “@andrewklavan: Caption contest — go! pic.twitter.com/mEqhWRwNvg”

— ????? (@3patricksmith) January 27, 2015

So I said, put some ice on that. "@andrewklavan: Caption contest — go! pic.twitter.com/W7VIdgIR0k"

— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) January 27, 2015

@andrewklavan And yet you married Hillary. Now THAT is the real crime.

— Anita Gunn (@AnitaGunn1) January 27, 2015

“Then I said ‘it’s the REPUBLICANS that disrespect women.’ And they bought it!” MT @andrewklavan: Caption contest pic.twitter.com/CDlO6aESVy

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) January 27, 2015

so I says to her, I says, 'you wanna see what I can do w my saxophone?' RT @andrewklavan: Caption contest — go! pic.twitter.com/qA2v3Jh8es

— Sarah (@mamaswati) January 27, 2015

https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/559903448879996928

@andrewklavan Hey, Cos, why haven't you touched your glass of water?

— Matt Miller (@MNMatty) January 27, 2015

@andrewklavan "When I whistled & yelled 'Hey, hey, hey!!' she thought I was calling her Fat Albert and the moment was gone."

— frank jones (@hekyljekyl) January 27, 2015

“lol you still wear your ring, too?” lRT @andrewklavan: Caption contest — go! pic.twitter.com/CDlO6aESVy

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) January 27, 2015

@andrewklavan This one time at band camp….

— Hibernating! (@SpecialK7728) January 27, 2015

"I'm telling you, getting an intern is the way to go." RT @andrewklavan: Caption contest — go! pic.twitter.com/qA2v3Jh8es

— Sarah (@mamaswati) January 27, 2015

@mamaswati @andrewklavan "Speaking of pudding, look at the ass on our waitress"

— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) January 27, 2015

@andrewklavan You should see what I put in YOUR drink

— Erik Larsen (@Giggleputz) January 27, 2015

@ChrisLoesch @andrewklavan "and then she says, How long was I out?"

— Paddy O’Dhonnabhain (@ODhonnabhain) January 27, 2015

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