Everyone is still talking about President Obama making up bible verses in Nashville, so it’s not surprising that the #ObamaBibleVerses
"Thou does not own it for thou did not buildith" ~ Obamdus 5:17 #ObamaBibleVerses #ObamaInNashville
— Michelle (@NoCollusionFFS) December 10, 2014
#ObamaBibleVerses "Deliver to thy people Stamp of Sustenance. For they shall worship the alter of ballot in your favor." – Corrupticus 20:08
— Your Party Sucks! (@LennyGhoul) December 10, 2014
#ObamaBibleVerses "and in this house, there shalt be not a smidgen of corruption" Iressus 10:40.
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 10, 2014
"And he shall giveth them the word in thou slowest jam, espousing the virtue of the ivory tower." #ObamaBibleVerses
— Reverend Rubicon (@ReverendRubicon) December 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/542747969519644672
#ObamaBibleVerses In the Beginning, um, I created me, ah, and i was great, so i um, created man and um woman, ah…to worship me.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) December 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/DavidJohnGarth/status/542750495266603008
#ObamaBibleVerses Do as the Lord God Obama says, refrain from doing what the Lord God Obama does or thou will be #FlaggedForAudit.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) December 10, 2014
#ObamaBibleVerses "…and lo! He spoketh from on High: "Let my speech be clear! I hav'st a Pen and a Phone!"
— Your Favorite Iron Lord (@Machovell1an) December 10, 2014
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Give a man a fish, he'll vote for you for forever.. teach a man to fish.. he'll probably listen to Limbaugh.
#ObamaBibleVerses— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) December 10, 2014
And David took up his sling, and looking upon Goliath, he said, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." #ObamaBibleVerses
— Nick Rizzuto (@Nick_Rizzuto) December 10, 2014
For Obama so loved the poor, he made more of them #ObamaBibleVerses
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) December 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/Coondawg68/status/542816849847910400
https://twitter.com/Rmhenry1Henry/status/542843235106684928
"Yea, verily, Jezeebus did say to his cronies in the Land of Pockeestahn, 'Thou Shall Not Close Thy Borders. Like, Ever." #ObamaBibleVerses
— Swallwell's Penumbras (@JimDelRey) December 10, 2014
#ObamaBibleVerses The is a time to pivot to Job.
— ?? The Real Paul Kinkel ?? (@PaulKinkel) December 11, 2014
And Jesus told his disciples, "to infinity and beyond" #ObamaBibleVerses
— Aaron Henager (@AaronHenager1) December 11, 2014
Blessed are you for you taxed others to support a socialist welfare program without any personal action or involvement…#ObamaBibleVerses
— Johann Tetzel (@_Johann_Tetzel) December 11, 2014
Pharaoh told Moses, "you can check out any time you like but you can never leave." #ObamaBibleVerses
— Aaron Henager (@AaronHenager1) December 11, 2014
Upon this crock I shall build my State…#ObamaBibleVerses
— Johann Tetzel (@_Johann_Tetzel) December 10, 2014
Heh.
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