Thanksgiving is coming up and someone somewhere is trying to convince their family to eat tofu turkey. Maybe that’s not your thing, but Mike Nelson from Rifftrax has a can’t miss recipe for vegan hot dogs.
https://twitter.com/michaeljnelson/status/534243597730590720
Heh.
https://twitter.com/voluminousfarts/status/534244337505157121
@michaeljnelson Couldn’t get into the substitutes for hot dogs – it’s very difficult to rinse out DECEIT from your mouth after just one.
— Don – Tired but Fabulous – Ryu (@DonryuArt) November 17, 2014
@michaeljnelson Every vegan eating anything that is a substitute for meat: http://t.co/L1d2j9xM4s
— GUMMY (@DAREALGUMMY) November 17, 2014
@michaeljnelson Can we make the slap allegorical, cuz I got rickets?
— Charlie Quarantino (@x_therefore_y) November 17, 2014
@michaeljnelson You have to feel bad for the pets of people who eat like this. "Why am I begging for this shit?!"
— Chad Elliott (@ChadintheUK) November 17, 2014
@michaeljnelson Just don't put ketchup on it is all I ask.
— Mike Dumas (@noncanadianguy) November 17, 2014
@michaeljnelson So same as a regular hotdog, but add smug.
— Stan Ferguson (@RaceCarFastlane) November 17, 2014
Pretty much.
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