Apart from NOT catching terrorists, you never know what sort of silly thing the TSA’s crack team of public sector union employees will do next. Frisking a toddler? Stealing your iPad? How about detecting the highly suspicious activity of hand washing?
Airports: Margaritas w Chicago style hotdog & a side of cheesy/caramel Garrett's popcorn. #yummy #chicagostyle pic.twitter.com/ny9KjFPUVu
— AnneClaire Stapleton (@AnneClaireCNN) October 14, 2014
Was taken to TSA's back room to get the full rub down after my hands were swiped & alerted machine for something suspicious.
— AnneClaire Stapleton (@AnneClaireCNN) October 14, 2014
The suspiciousness on my hands? According to the lovely TSA lady rubbing me down, must have been the soap on my recently washed hands (Cont)
— AnneClaire Stapleton (@AnneClaireCNN) October 14, 2014
Morale of the story? Don't wash your hands prior to TSA check. Disturbing…
— AnneClaire Stapleton (@AnneClaireCNN) October 14, 2014
There was a silver lining though …
@AnneClaireCNN Oh my! That's crazy! TSA needs to learn about #HandcraftedHappiness 😉
Please send us a DM; we'd like to send you a treat 🙂— Garrett Popcorn (@GarrettPopcorn) October 14, 2014
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