Jennifer Welch Says We Need to ‘Keep Firing Pistols at All Times’ at Bad Father and Husband JD Vance

Oct 22, 2026 11:00 PM
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Jennifer Welch Says We Need to ‘Keep Firing Pistols at All Times’ at Bad Father and Husband JD Vance
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OK, this is a VIP post, and I want to apologize to our VIPs for subjecting them to Jennifer Welch's face and voice. It's just that today's talking point from liberal morons is that Elon Musk "threatened" (the lives, even) of Congress by responding to a Politico report about Democrats warming up their indictments of him by replying, "Those who live by the sword die by the sword." It was a threat, all right, but not a death threat — it was a threat to "find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets."

As I reported, the deliberately obtuse toothbrush troll David Leavitt asked if that was a death threat to several members of Congress. In the meantime, withered hag Welch is saying that "we need to keep firing pistols all the time" at Vice President JD Vance, and nobody blinks an eye. If I, too, wanted to be willfully obtuse, I could claim that Welch is threatening the vice president's life. After all, they've already shot President Trump and assassinated Charlie Kirk, the first of which they claim was staged and the second they celebrate the anniversary of. Oh, and she also thinks he's not fit to be a husband or father, let alone president. 

So, I'm sorry to do it, but here's Welch:

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… despite all the Trump assassination attempts and the Charlie Kirk assassination.

In fact, they're only ramping it up as the Midterms approach.

Democrats are cocky now because the polls show them ahead.

But pollsters and data gurus across the spectrum are warning that polls may be underestimating Republicans yet again.

The Left's closing message of hate and retribution could backfire miserably.

Can you withstand more Welch? Good on you if you can. Here she is threatening (and defaming) Musk.

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… dismantle democracy. They’re too big of cowards to stand up to Vladimir Putin who kidnaps little Ukrainian kids and commits war crimes, throws oligarchs out the window, and somehow they think they’re gonna be safe in this?”

Also, as long as I'm subjecting you to horrible, horrible women, Kentucky Girl highlighted this post from Joe Biden's friend JoJoFromJerz psychoanalyzing Vance.

Party of joy, right?

Vance has a beautiful, loving wife and four children, not to mention he's the vice president. I'd say he's achieved a level of personal fulfillment that certain AWFLs are sorely lacking. 

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