'Working mother' Gwyneth Paltrow wants Obama to rule like a king

Reports are coming in from Gwyneth Paltrow’s house where President Golfpants McFundraiser is shaking down the Hollywood elite for cash. The stupidity is hitting Twitter like one of Iron Man’s repulsor blasts.

Tonight Gwyneth Paltrow cited Obama's equal pay efforts as important to her "as a working mother," per pool reports. Because Paltrow

— Tal Kopan (@TalKopan) October 10, 2014

@TalKopan @McShauno ?????????????????????????????????

— Occupy This (@occupythis123) October 10, 2014

Yep, working moms like Gwyneth Paltrow really have it tough.

— The H2 (@TheH2) October 10, 2014

@TalKopan @whpresscorps says the spoiled brat who has lived an entitled life

— Connie McDonald (@ConnieAustinTX) October 10, 2014

.@TalKopan @whpresscorps Important to her nannies, chefs, and housekeepers too, no doubt.

— Kiley Girl (@Kiley_Girl) October 10, 2014

Squeee! RT @margarettalev: Gwyneth #Paltrow declares #Obama "so handsome that I can't speak" properly

— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) October 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/520386467781423104

Without kale MT @markknoller Obama personalizes Ebola crisis for Gwyneth Paltrow, saying kids young as hers "are dying on the streets alone"

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) October 10, 2014

@derekahunter @markknoller & Chai.

— Concrete Charlie (@JumpyNelson) October 10, 2014

Or spirulina!! @derekahunter @markknoller

— Real Mr. #305 (@305FoLife) October 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/520382662154788864

https://twitter.com/formicivorus/status/520384195022303232

https://twitter.com/TarheelKrystle/status/520386628909826049

@passantino No. I refuse to believe she said that. @Stephe96

— William Belcher (@EdB_Ohio) October 10, 2014

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@passantino Now I fully expect her to carve an "O" in her forehead.

— William Belcher (@EdB_Ohio) October 10, 2014

@passantino @oliverdarcy Paltrow is a real genius…lol

— Debbie (@DebsFriends) October 10, 2014

@passantino Ho-lee sheeot. That's disturbing on so many levels. https://t.co/zlpu8r2FS0

— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) October 10, 2014

“Most of the gains in our economy go to the folks who are in this lovely yard" -Obama at Gwyneth Paltrow's home

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) October 10, 2014

@StevenTDennis "Here, have a guilt bone." @Michael_Zak

— Area Man (@lheal) October 10, 2014

@BrianFaughnan I suppose subtext is: more of your money should be going to other people.

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) October 10, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow is a living testament of Judge Judith Scheindlin's quote "beauty fades, but dumb is forever."

— JDM (@sleepdoctorjoe) October 10, 2014

Sometimes dumb is even elected president.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated to omit a redundant word in the first sentence.

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