Come work for the CIA. The 'C' stands for comedy

We should all feel safer knowing that the Central Intelligence Agency is taking their mission very seriously. What level security clearance do you suppose one needs to write derpy jokes for the CIA twitter feed?

Thanks for making our first month on @Twitter great! Today we take 10 mins to answer 5 of the top questions you’ve asked. #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

Oh goody.

No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

Lies.

YES, we are hiring. http://t.co/008Lvn9fWJ #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

They need analysts who can boil covertly acquired intelligence into “top ten” listicles.

Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

We flew an A-12 OXCART, not a SR-71 BLACKBIRD. Ours flew higher & faster. But, more on that later. #twitterversary pic.twitter.com/jLSCsn9RYn

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

Nice try, Tupac. RT @CIA No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 7, 2014

https://twitter.com/jakefogelnest/status/486255355937038337

That information is only given out on a need to know basis.

We can say that Vladimir Putin is laughing the hardest though.