He’s sort of like Larry Flynt, but without the charm and good looks. A Daily Kos diarist speculated that he might be the next Alan Grayson (as if that were a good thing).
Attention whore, embarrassment to his family, and alleged congressional candidate Mike Dickinson had been covered by Twitchy for his outrageous over-the-top attacks on Fox News and tea party supporters in the past. Then it became really obvious that he was just desperate for our attention. Also the schtick got really boring and a lot of people thought he was just a parody account. (Jury’s still out on that one.)
His latest act of douchebaggery is offering $100,000 to any of his followers who can provide nude pictures or sex tapes of Texas Tech cheerleader and hunter Kendall Jones. He has even tweeted at the Texas Tech student newspaper about placing an ad with the same offer. The story has been reported in The Examiner and other online outlets already.
Mike obviously has issues with women. We won’t speculate on what sort of painful rejection that stems from, but he’s obviously jealous of the attention Twitchy has paid to beautiful conservative mom Holly Fisher because what other outlets haven’t reported is that he has gone after her with a similar attempted “revenge porn” crime.
https://twitter.com/VoteMike2014/status/487009088920752128
Hey Mike, how are your poll numbers? @VoteMike2014 @HollyRFisher
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) July 10, 2014
His poll numbers bite..seeing as he never actually got on the ballot 🙂 #loser @alleygirl2409 @SHannitysHair @VoteMike2014 @HollyRFisher
— Hammy ✈ (@e2pilot) July 10, 2014
He still claims that he’ll be on the ballot but he won’t be running as a Democrat. Even they wouldn’t have him.
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https://twitter.com/VoteMike2014/status/487329065720758273
Remember, Mike is a progressive liberal. He’s for the “little guy.”
https://twitter.com/VoteMike2014/status/487331283404472320
We’d call this a “war on women” if not for the high probability that Holly could kick this guy’s ass.
https://twitter.com/_JLindner/status/487338325770903552
And we’re sure he’d love to meet Mike sometime. The feeling probably isn’t mutual.
So you can really get a feel for what a pathetic asshat Mike is, we chronicled his tweets about Kendall Jones.
We thought it would be good to make a record of them—Twitchy is forever—in case they ever become of interest to members of the law enforcement community.
https://twitter.com/VoteMike2014/status/487041401142525953
@VoteMike2014 Hey @TheDemocrats do you approve of this behavior?
— afa7336 (@afa7336) July 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/487240049130352642
You @VoteMike2014 are the new poster boy for typical Democrat vile behavior toward women. #WarOnWomen
— Mary Forbes ??✝️ (@MaryForbes14) July 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/VoteMike2014/status/487057525523505153
@VoteMike2014 @stranahan Dude, you're offering to pay money for pictures of a naked teenager. Everybody should be concerned, not just TEA.
— Adam W. Johnson (@awj9009) July 10, 2014
@VoteMike2014 Dude, your broke ass doesn't have 100k. Very lame attempt at staying relevant. #CreepyCreep #Pervert #WindowLicker #Freak
— I AmBreitbart (@ArmyOfBreitbart) July 10, 2014
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What say you, Twitchy readers? Is this guy really worthy of our attention?
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