'Iraq?' Never mind that — it's The Life Aquatic with John Kerry and Bill Nye

https://twitter.com/MetricButtload/status/478712634535976960

John Kerry is confused. He seems to think he’s the administrator of the fictional National Underwater and Marine Agency from a Clive Cussler potboiler. Bad enough that he chose a week when the world is falling apart to become delusional, but he’s pairing up with Bill Nye (the no actual scientific credentials guy) for an online Q&A called #OceanChat.

Who better to educate the denizens of the interwebz about the ocean than a guy with the personality of a frozen haddock and the human equivalent of Spongebob Squarepants?

Join @JohnKerry and @TheScienceGuy for a Twitter Q&A about #OurOcean2014 at 10am ET 6/17. Ask ?s using #OceanChat! pic.twitter.com/sPu09maeJq

— Department of State (@StateDept) June 16, 2014

https://twitter.com/AviWoolf/status/478687739156520960

@StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy The world is coming unhinged and Kerry is still pushing climate change,

— Anthony J Bruno (@ajbruno14) June 17, 2014

No thanks, not interested in two guys that have no clue what they are talking about. @StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy

— James Humphreys ?? (@BPratto) June 17, 2014

@StateDept @JohnKerry Nothing else in the world happening that concerns you? Good to know

— ⚡️Erick Brockway⚡️ (@erickbrockway) June 17, 2014

@StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy Q: How can you be wasting your time on this Mr Secretary? #OceanPrat

— Mike B (@nightflyblog) June 17, 2014

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And yet as they tror out a children's TV host/comedian actor for their agenda I'm mocked for supposedly being "anti-science".@redsteeze

— Brad Slager: aka Wuhan Solo (@MartiniShark) June 17, 2014

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@redsteeze Bill Nye does a terrific job of reading what is written for him

— yadisneck (@yadisneck) June 17, 2014

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Maybe if they got Bill Murray instead of Bill Nye they might be on to something.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/478710536561901568

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