But of course. On Planet Touré, you may recall, there is no such thing as a race card:

It’s just a figment of our racist-y imaginations! (Just like the plane that smashed into the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.)

Yet here on Earth, Touré somehow always manages to get a race card royal flush:

Yes, that notorious white leader Don Lemon:


But wait. There’s more!

We don’t mean to shortchange Marc Lamont Hill, who is certainly no slouch in this department. But — let’s face it — when it comes to playing the race card, Touré is simply incredible.