Sure, on the surface it seems like Amtrak’s wifi is terrible. But that might be a cover for what appears to be the most incredible wifi in America:

So works great, but only for the select few who access it via Amtrak’s magical wifi. What’s not to like?

Could it be we’re reading too much into this?

Hmm. Has anyone seen Chad Henderson at the train station lately? He could probably clear all of this up.