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Birth control heartache: Tormented lefties mourn 'right to be dependent' on Independence Day

Funny because it’s all too true for the victimhood cultists kneeling at the altar of dependency.

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Thanks for that image.

https://twitter.com/AllyBurnett/status/485147340450578432

Who exactly is stomping your independence and standing between you and contraceptives? Hey, you can always apply for a job at Hobby Lobby — 16 types of birth control are copay free.

Bless their oh-so-oppressed hearts:

https://twitter.com/themcsays/status/485096861863522304

https://twitter.com/1800babetho/status/485119951334699008

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https://twitter.com/kweencarly/status/484940091932934144

Just 50 years? Are you sure?

Nothing says independence like demanding that someone else foot the bill for your birth control.

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