Bow chicka oh no: Smooth Joe Biden says he knows #WhatWomenWant on Valentine's Day

Shudder.

It’s been a big week for ladies’ man Joe Biden. He had a hot date with fellow Obamacare shill Julia Louis-Dreyfus. And he got to try out his smooth moves in Miami.

From @VP pool report: "Biden complimented Perry on her teeth."

— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) February 12, 2014

Biden. http://t.co/5Q87DUTTfC pic.twitter.com/Go13Oxmbis

— Ruby Cramer (@rubycramer) February 14, 2014

Today he’s celebrating Valentine’s Day with the hashtags #WhatWomenWant and #WhatWomenNeed.

A heartbeat away, ladies and gents. A heartbeat away.

Biden’s office quickly deleted that one and replaced it with this:

https://twitter.com/VP/status/434366427298938880/

Smoooooth Uncle Joe is all about the women. Except the unborn ones. And the Chinese ones. And the ones who can’t keep the plan they like under Obamacare. And the ones who can’t keep their oncologists.

Yep, all about the ladies.

Here's #WhatWomenNeed –

1. Life
2. Liberty
3. Pursuit of Happiness

You don't get #2 or 3 without #1.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) February 14, 2014