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'An Onion headline?' 'Benevolent' FLOTUS grants permission for kids to eat the 'occasional' meatball sub [pics]

It’s not The Onion. It’s FLOTUS with a chance of meatballs. But just a chance.

Michelle Obama stopped by a D.C. Subway restaurant on Thursday to announce their new partnership to “make kids hate lunch at places other than schools.”

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And then this apparently happened:

So gracious and generous of Mrs. Obama to grant parents permission.

https://twitter.com/kcrowell_apar/status/426396185020993536

https://twitter.com/RepRepublic/status/426396888246407170

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We’ll leave you with pics from the scene:

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