The generous Twitterverse helpfully blasted Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis for the differences between her fantasy bio and pesky reality. (Note to the media: Those are called “lies.”) You’ll see right away why this work of art was Instapundit’s tweet of the day.
Wendy Davis needs a man like a fish needs a rich bicycle that will pay its way through fish law school and take full custody of its spawn.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 21, 2014
— TheAnchoress (@TheAnchoress) January 21, 2014
We’d consider proposing to Jon Gabriel’s tweet, but alas, this intolerant society insists on legislating our love.
— mare (@mare22936011) January 21, 2014
@exjon Golf Clap!
— Dread Pirate Ragnar (@mizflame98) January 21, 2014
@exjon it's a shame i can't use this comparison in more situations. Hilarious.
— Gront ? (@grantsorcic) January 21, 2014