New tone! Also, Sarah Palin said what now?
That’s right. It’s not The Onion. It’s the Free Wood Post, another satire site that’s fooled many a liberal with its spoofs of conservative politicians. Here’s a snippet of the over-the-top, screamingly obvious Thanksgiving satire:
Palin sat dumbfounded unaware of any controversy. The host went on to fill her in on the fact that many Native American tribes do not celebrate the holiday. In fact, it is a day of mourning for them. And those that do celebrate the day do so because it is a reminder that they survived mass murder, forced relocation, the theft of their land and many other injustices.
Palin’s response was astounding, “Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.”
No, doll. You are. The header on the Free Wood Post announces, “News that’s almost reliable.” And then there’s the disclaimer:
Snopes has also rated this one “false.”
Did Sarah Palin say that 'Thanksgiving is for real Americans, not Indians'? http://t.co/5qp4O1GLXg
— snopes.com (@snopes) November 25, 2013
But try convincing the lefty tolerance brigade that Palin said no such thing. Facts — and civility — ain’t easy when you’re frothing at the mouth.
FUCK YOU Sarah palin FUCK YOU! Sarah Palin: “Thanksgiving is for Real Americans Not Indians” http://t.co/UmmAEr5pKC
— ↞Taylor↠ ✊?? (@anjunatayy) November 23, 2013
How do people "idoits" still support this Skank???
— Danielvegan (@Danielvegan1) November 23, 2013
HAPPY THANKSGIVING from the Wicked Bitch of the West. ICYMI http://t.co/7skU6X5IQ1
— black_cat46 (@black_cat46) November 25, 2013
Sarah Palin is a steaming pile of dumb. http://t.co/tlY6Gu03Jy
— Jorge Marquez (@chocobean73) November 22, 2013
Dumb Bitch :/ http://t.co/RG76bF3aLQ
— Kerry Feaster (@PorchPossum) November 22, 2013
Tell us again that the War on Women comes from the Right.