Black Friday shoppers already psyched for fights and riots

Out: Black Friday. In: Black and Blue Friday. Because really, aren’t mobs of bloodthirsty shoppers the reason for the season?

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All these people are serious about Black Friday shopping plans. I just want to go see a riot over this

— James Hill (@GingerJames15) November 27, 2013

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Can't wait until Thursday night/ Black Friday.. I'm just going to watch the fights lol.

— Wolverine. (@_MikeCharles) November 27, 2013

I go to Black Friday just to see ppl look dumb & fight over stuff

— GregP®️ (@TheGuyyGregP) November 27, 2013

I kinda wanna go shopping on Black Friday just to see people get caught stealing and see a bunch of serious fights go down.

— C₿ ?‍☠️ (@monsieurcb) November 27, 2013

Gone go to some places on Black Friday just to see some fights.

— DTM Jet (@JetLifeUntil) November 27, 2013

I just want to go to Walmart on Black Friday to see all the fights.

— des (@dstnyw) November 27, 2013

I'm goin to walmart Black Friday to watch people fight

— Big Genreal ✊? (@Nick_HO_less) November 27, 2013

I just want to go to Black Friday to watch people fight over stuff #BlackFriday

— Zach Hovell (@zhovell) November 27, 2013

Some spectators don’t want to be right in the middle of the action, but are still up for a little traditional Thanksgiving week fisticuffs.

Watching black friday riots on youtube is THE most entertaining thing in the world

— Corey Littman (@Littman_Corey) November 25, 2013

Exit suggestion:

Anyone else think they should give out riot gear to retail employees on black Friday #randomthought

— LC (@L_C_518) November 27, 2013