Must-see viral video: 'Succulent Chinese meal' ends in spectacularly awesome arrest

Did anyone really expect us to resist a pitch that mentioned Oprah’s penis dress?

https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/375965973032861696

We’re only human!

Back in the 80s, ex-chef Paul Charles Dozsa had a thing for “succulent” and expensive meals. Paying for those meals? Not so much.

Thankfully, the Internet never forgets. Behold the most gentlemanly drunken dine-and-dash arrest evah!

this is the best thing I've ever seen, "a succulent Chinese meal" haha http://t.co/EEl8XMI7vM

— Adam Heath (@adamheath) September 6, 2013

Partial transcript:

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest…. What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well. All right. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare … get your hands off me. Ta ta and farewell!

https://twitter.com/trickydicky81/status/375731997089726464

''And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis.'' Lmfaooooooo

— My Name is My Name (@jarnz_) September 6, 2013

Still chuckling at this!
'The most gentlemanly arrest ever!'http://t.co/0hxaW3iezC

— Tom Shaw (@SirTomShaw) September 7, 2013

Mr. Dozsa reportedly died in 2003, but the inspiration lives on:

I want to be this eloquent when I get arrestedhttp://t.co/2vU3cbwhrd

— Paul Martin (@paulmartin2012) September 7, 2013

https://twitter.com/wayneday/status/376350975747178498