Frisky moose makes NSFW-ish move on (apparently) enticing moose statue [photos]

Er …

Will the moose make the move on the statue? Tune in at 5 to find out:) pic.twitter.com/KJsYtPRcgT

— Nick McGurk (@NickMcGurkTV) June 2, 2013

Will he make the move? The answer? All. Night. Long.

This moose in Colorado has taken a fancy to a local statue. http://t.co/uPixq6HANn #moosesex #matingseason

— Brad Markham (@BradMarkham81) June 2, 2013

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Bow chicka?

Lovesick moose falls for statue in Colorado http://t.co/HN6bVb5l48 pic.twitter.com/vUbXaTVWTi

— Toronto Sun (@TheTorontoSun) June 3, 2013

This real moose trying to mount a statue of a moose is still cracking me up pic.twitter.com/5AN6kdFTmo

— Jay Binkley (@3guysinagarage) June 4, 2013

Whoa, let’s give these two some privacy before this gets into not-safe-for-work territory.

Actual quote from an article in the Daily Mail:

.@mrossletters "The moose first approached the statue shyly. He checked that no other moose were looking, and mounted." #CanadianFanFic 😉

— Kerfuffle Actual ??? (@shoshido) June 4, 2013

And another from a 9News article about the randy moose:

https://twitter.com/holly_sd/statuses/341895250945646593

Now this young bull moose knows how the infatuated media feel when snubbed by President Boyfriend. Unrequited love hurts.