Borrow. Because she’ll totally pay it back after splurging on tuition that limited edition Tiffany’s IUD.
Also, the $18,000 is just to "help pay" for her birth control. So, this fictional woman is paying more than that?
— Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) September 28, 2012
You’ve come a long way, baby!
Out: tonsil vultures and foot rustlers. In: gold-plated condom thieves. Or thief. It’s just Mitt Romney coming for your luxury spermicide.
No seriously. The Obama campaign thinks birth control costs $18,000. https://t.co/tsMKVHYk
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) September 28, 2012
President Obama’s official campaign site features this precious e-card from a terrified young lass who fears the villainous Mitt Romney will do away with a lady’s God-given right to 18 grand in taxpayer-funded birth control. Why does Romney hate women? And diamond-encrusted diaphragms?
Kemberlee Kaye helpfully translates the e-card. She’s a giver:
“Hey Mom, how’s it going? So, I was hoping to get laid this weekend and was hoping you’d spot me $18,000 to buy birth control. I’ll like totally pay you back.” SAID NO ONE EVER.
$18,000 for birth control? Are you hiring a bodyguard? http://t.co/3TGOGWAw
— Matt Exotic (@MattCover) September 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/jstrevino/statuses/251680190000926720
Math, it’s so very hard. Flukenomics: that’s where it’s at!
Who the hell pays $18,000 for birth control? Ovulation kits are not cheap, but I don't think I pay that much in a year for them.
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) September 28, 2012
4500 boxes of condoms, or 13,000 condoms. Even if you're double-bagging, that would entail serious chafing. RT @hmfearny: $18,000!!!
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) September 28, 2012
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Ouch!
$18,000 for birth control???? Talk about being out of touch with the reality of average women… https://t.co/dmtq8yTs
— Inez Stepman (@InezFeltscher) September 28, 2012
This isn’t the first time Team Obama has created, uh, friction with the $18,000 figure.
https://twitter.com/jstrevino/statuses/251681721710415872
It looks like Planned Parenthood is source for $18,000 (lifetime) birth control cost Obama campaign is using: http://t.co/xOFrXe9L
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) September 28, 2012
Evidently we’re to believe that’s how much the Trojan Man of the People will save the poor, beleaguered womenfolk over a lifetime.
Scary thought: take out the first sentence of the e-card and it could be a postcard from the future.
It isn't *too* unreasonable to assume birth control will cost $18,000 given what Obamacare will do to heath care costs https://t.co/tsMKVHYk
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) September 28, 2012
Update:
The question we may all soon be asking:
Dear corner Minimart: Do u have opening for late shift a couple of nights a week? I’m in hock to @SandraFluke’s vagina to tune of $18,000.
— KeepCalmAndDrawl (@FormerlyFormer) September 28, 2012
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