Obama holds massive lead over Romney ... in crucial poll on who would win in a fistfight

This is an actual poll question, one that was commissioned and paid for by Yahoo! News and Esquire: Who would win in a fistfight, Romney or Obama?

Polling costs money. Someone paid for that. RT @YahooNews 58% of Americans say Obama could take Romney in a fistfight

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) September 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/chbroussard/status/246257352620257280

And this concludes the dumbest poll ever. RT @YahooNews: 58% of Americans say Obama could take Romney in a fistfight: http://t.co/Q5wU5OcM

— Tyler Burns (@burnSTYLEr) September 13, 2012

58 percent chose Obama, 22 percent chose Romney and 20 percent of those surveyed said, “OMG hoard your Survival Seeds because SOCIETY IS DOOMED.”

No word on how many people would rather see Paul Ryan take on Joe Biden. Hop to it, pollsters!